Formula 1’s biggest stars are in for a treat this weekend in Sin City, as a Nevada brothel prepares to open its doors and offer free sex to each driver ahead of the highly anticipated Las Vegas Grand Prix!! Famous Chicken Ranch brothel workers, Addison Gray and Alice Little, are excited to welcome the race to their home turf for the first time since 1982. They are eager to ensure that every driver leaves Vegas happy. The licensed sex workers are offering a special one-on-one session at no charge for all the racers on the grid, giving them the opportunity to indulge in some action prior to Saturday’s big race.
Little expressed her enthusiasm for the upcoming event, stating, “It’s Formula 1 fever in Las Vegas this month and we’re all psyched up for the big event.” She and Gray have gone the extra mile and are offering a 100% complimentary coitus to any driver who wants to celebrate the F1 with them.
But the perks don’t stop there! Gray and Little are also extending a 50% off deal for anyone flocking to the desert for the festivities, ensuring that both visitors and residents are able to blow off some steam with the company of generous ladies and chill out during race week.
Little added, “Our discount will help Vegas visitors and residents blow off some steam with a couple of generous ladies so that they can chill out during race week.”
As for the absence of grid girls in recent years, Gray pointed out that the Grand Prix needs a little bit of spice and sex appeal. “Since Formula 1 banned their fabulous grid girls in 2018, the events have been overwhelmingly lacking in much-needed sex appeal,” she said. The discount they are offering is not just a gesture of love for F1; it’s an invitation for fans to revel in an experience where sex appeal is celebrated, not sidelined.
The brothel workers are aiming to fill the void left by the absence of grid girls, ensuring that glamour and sex appeal are not forbidden but celebrated, making them the stars of the show! They want to provide a memorable experience where sensuality takes center stage.
Here’s hoping the drivers only show off their speed on the track, and revel in a different kind of excitement during their stay in Vegas! With the brothel’s generous offer, it seems likely that the Las Vegas Grand Prix may soon be known for more than just fast cars.